genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

rhydonmyhardon:

you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 

away

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.